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TOP TEN "OTHER" THINGS HEARD AT O2K2
10. Codge!
9. Baby Shark, especially at 1 in the mornin in the 15th floor bathroom
8. Two Gorilla Farts, Right over here!
7. The Monkey Hump
6. "Come here often?" "Sometimes"
5. Tanks, Beff!
4. "Please walk away...."
3. The "kids", er... um... "freshmen"... i mean.. "students"... uh.... "people".....
2. Spoons!!!!
1. "Talk about RBIs and nailin bitches"
TOP TEN THINGS IN LOWELL THAT DONT SUCK
10. Labbe.... Bea bea bea beaver!!!!
9. My roommate always hitting his head on stuff... hehehe... ur funny, roommate!
8. The bands... they kick ass... especially Seventh Ring!!!
7. Concordia Hall rules! But so will Sheehy next year with Griff and maybe Shaw....
6. Speaking of Shaw... hes coming here... and i think Robbie McHugh might too! This is awesome... my buddies are transfering here!!!
5. I will be 21 in a month and in Lowell with all my friends that are 21 or over.... Yay!!!
4. Orientation will be gnarly.. cant wait!
3. The ConnectoR is awesome... im so glad i joined it.. u guys are great.. we are great... we won an award, dammit!!!
2. Me, of course! I fuckin RULE!!! (sorry bout the cockiness, but I am so awesome!)
1. My friends here at Lowell, and everywhere, that are so much better than me. (See? im not full of myself! hahaha)
TOP TEN THINGS SEAN CONNERY SAYS OR DOES ON SNL CELEBRITY JEOPARDY 10. "Sean Connery asks himself.... I, I think i know where this is going.. yes, yes thats a horse having sex with me" - Trebeck
9. "Damn you and your daily doubles, you brigand! One day it will be my turn, Trebeck!"
8. "This is the sound a doggy makes... Mr. Connery?" "Moo." "No." "Well thats the sound your mother made last night!"
7. "The day is mine! Ill take famous titties for 400." "Titles... famous titles" "Damn!"
6. "It looks like this is my lucky day. Ill take the rapists for 200." "Thats therapits not the rapists."
5. "Now listen to me, you back off Trebeck! You wouldnt have known that if you didnt have that card in front of you! This man reads from a card!"
4. "Well the game is afoot. Ill take anal bum covers for 7000." "Thats an album cover, not anal bum cover!"
3. "Ive got to ask you about the penis mightier." "What? no... no thats the pen is mightier." "Gussie it up however you want, Trebeck. What matters is if it really works. Will it really mighty my penis, man? ..... Well you're sittin on a goldmine Trebeck!"
2. "Ill take months that start with Feb, Trebeck!" "For how much?" "Suprize me you filthy bastard!" "This is the only month that starts with Feb..... Mr. Connery.." "Febtober" "No.... the answer was February. Thats the only month that starts with Feb, it was last month." "Aha! A trick question!"
1. "Not so fast Trebeck! I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck, i cant remember the rest but you mother's a whore."
TOP TEN CARTOONS OF ALL TIME 10. Looney Tunes...... Meep Meep
9. He-Man... By the Power of Greyskull.....
8. Smurfs...... ya these little blue guys were fucked dude... whoever made this show was on crack and a genious too
7. Ninja Turtles...... this was the best damn show.....much better than the movies
6. Thundercats..... ya the thundercats were the best but Snarff was annoying
5. G.I. Joe....... Especially the CobraLa episodes....
4. The Tick.... SPOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!
3. Ren and Stimpy..... Dont Wizz on the Electric Fence
2. Transformers.... these really were the coolest toys in the world .... i had so many of them ...
1. The Simpsons.... nobody can hold a candle to Homer's fucked up adventures and family
TOP TEN ALBUMS I LIKE (11. Sevendust- Animosity)
10. Tool- Lateralus... very ethereal
9. 311- Transistor... such a chill cd.. right griff?
8. Limp Bizkit- 3 Dollar Bill Yall.... the only good LB
7. Guns N Roses- Appetite for Destruction.... hair metal at its finest
6. Red Hot Chili Peppers- Blood Sugar Sex Magic..... when rhcp was wacky and on lotsa drugs
5. Our Lady Peace- Clumsy..... not many people think so... but check out the cd..... its good
4. Green Day- Dookie.... wasnt this everyones first album?
3. Incubus- S.C.I.E.N.C.E....... incredible....
2. Sublime- Sublime..... i love Sublime..... RiP Brad and Louie
1. Sevendust- Sevendust.... this album really does kick ass.... its not cuz im a Sevendust fanatic... i swear TOP TEN THINGS I LIKE TO DRINK 10. Keg Beer.. It sux but for 5 bucks its worth it
9. Budweiser.... Its just the original coolest
8. 40oz.... u cant beat these guys
7. Mike's Hard Lemonade... tastes good but weak
6. Shnopps and anythin... dif. flavored shnopps tastes good
5. Sam Adams... really tastes good for a beer
4. Captain Morgan's..... sweet
3. Shmirnoff and Strawberry Breeze... yum..
2. Scorpion Bowls.... whatever the hell is in those things is kickass.... especially when some Chinese guy doesnt read ur id right and thinks ur 21
1. Mudslides... i love these things man... they are so rad |
